Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Why are you reading this?

Why are you reading my blog?

There's nothing to read here. Go go go! Nothing to see. It's very boring one. My life is dull and uninteresting and very very blah. You're better off watching grass grow.

Plus, I lie. Sometimes I write stuff that doesn't really make any sense. Hopscotch. Pineapple. Hyperbolic revolutions. Sometimes I make things up. Like the time I found a python in my toilet. Sometimes I just rant. And rant. And complain about this and that and this and that. And what is happening or not happening and what is ideal or not ideal. And I rant about this and that...

My life is like nitrogen. Colourless, odourless, inert.

So don't bother to read this blog ok?

It's really not worth your time.

2 crazy ideas:

Anonymous said...

you are telling me this after all that i've read!?

should have been the first post! :-P

Lizzie K said...

Well when nitrogen and hydrogen are combined at high enough temperature and pressure, ammonia is formed, guess your readers are just waiting for something to happen.